The thing about breast feeding is, your breasts will change size throughout the day. For someone like me, who can produce up to 18 ounces in a single pumping session, the change in how I look from before to after can be quite dramatic.
Cue to me, at my vanilla job, riding the lift. I drop something and look down:
Me: “Oh my gosh. OH MY GOSH! MY BOOBS HAVE REACHED CRITICAL MASS!!!”
Coworker: “Are you allowed to say things like this near me?”
Me: “THE BRA CANNA’ HOLD THEM MUCH LONGER, CAPN!”
Coworker: “You came back too soon from maternity leave.”
Sometimes, I fail at being the aloof Domme.