OMFG I HATE YOU SO MUCH, PHONE!!

And now, I present to you a story in three parts:

…I…. what? <<ENHANCE!!>>

Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit…….. <<ENHANCE!!>>

Sorry for the self-serving post, but I hulked out on the train ride back, and nearly beat someone to death. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!